29 - May 1977


“I’ve always thought that old goat roper should’ve been an Army Sergeant instead of a Lifeguard.”
That was something my dad always said about Jayne Rosen, the lifeguard captain at the Mt. Adams Swim Club. She was heavy set and gruff whenever she manned the pool deck, which is how most people viewed her. On the contrary, her true personality emerged when she manned the front desk, she was one of the most compassionate and understanding people you could ever meet.
Along with her husband Leo, Jayne ran the Swim Club. It was more like a family gathering place than a public swimming pool. The Swim Club always opened on April Fools’ Day and didn’t close until the Halloween bash on the last day of October.
During those times when school was in session and lifeguards were in short supply, the pool was only open six hours a day. Even then, only the smaller pool was open, and the water temperature was often unsuitably cold.
Lee spent one Friday night at my place that May. Unlike his usual sleepy self, he was up bright and early, knocking at my bedroom door.
“Get up! We’re going to the Swim Club.”
“What time is it?”
“It’s seven o’clock on the dot.”
Come on man, that’s too early. Go back to bed.”
“This is the perfect time to go to the pool because nobody’s there.”
“Okay, give me a few moments to get ready.”
We ate breakfast and then jumped on our bikes and headed over to Lee’s house, where he picked up his gym bag. We arrived at the Swim Club just before the eight a.m. swim break.
“See? Nobody’s here.”
“That’s because everybody’s still at home in bed.”
“That’s what makes it the perfect time to swim.”
The morning sun hadn’t yet warmed the deep end of the pool, so we just hung out near the diving boards. Jayne was there, too.
“Hey boys,” she said, “you know you can’t dip your feet in the pool during swim break.”
Lee looked around.
“I know,” said Jayne, “nobody’s here, but rules are rules and if I let you do it, then I have to let everyone do it.”
We pulled our feet out of the pool and stood next to Jayne.
“Why are you guys here so early anyway?’
“It was Lee’s idea.”
“You’ve pretty much got the pool to yourselves, but you know Mr. Fitzpatrick isn’t working today.”
“Oh, man, I forgot,” said Lee.
We hung out at the pool for only a short while longer before returning to the change house and switching back into our street clothes. We biked up to the Fitzpatrick house. Andy was mowing the front lawn.
“Hey guys, what’s up?”
“We were just going to ask you the same thing.”
“I’ve got chores.”
“When will you be finished?”
“Mom’s here alone so it’s my responsibility to give her all the help she needs.”
“You can’t get out for just a little bit?”
“Not a chance. After I mow the lawn, I’m going to give her car a tune-up, then help move furniture while she vacuums.”
“What now?” asked Lee.
“Are the Reds playing today?”
Lee shook his head.
“I wish one of us could drive.”
“I can drive,” said Fitz.
“But you’re busy.”
“Maybe I can squeeze a little free time in tonight.”
Fitzie returned to his yard work and we returned to our bikes, looking for something to do. We rode the rest of the way up the hill to Byron’s house. His mother greeted us at the door.
“Hey boys, Byron is with his sister at Mrs. Larinov’s house.”
Lee and I locked glances.
“Go on over there. It’s good for what ails you.”
We parked our bikes around back and went next door.
“Hello, hello,” said Mrs. Larinov, “it is very pleasant to see you. The more, the merrier, as they say.”
 Lee and I joined the fray, taking up dust rags and polish and going to work in the sitting room. With four of us on task, we’d whipped the whole house into shape.
“Is there a chance I can get help with the lawn, too?”
“That would be no problem, Mrs. Larinov.”
Byron took the mower and Lee took the weed whip while Erica and I cleared weeds out of the flower bed.
“I hope I’m not asking too much from you kids.”
“Not at all,” said Byron.
Erica and I chatted and laughed as we worked on the pesky weeds in Mrs. Larinov’s flower bed.
“If you can, just rip those vines out of there.”
“It shouldn’t be a problem, Mrs. Larinov.”
I began by pulling on the ivy right at the root. Then, Erica jumped in to help. The vine was firmly entrenched in place; its root was about half an inch thick.
“Pull harder!” I commanded.
We pulled with all our might, but that vine wasn’t going anywhere. Finally, we tumbled back off our heels and landed square on our back ends. Erica hacked and coughed as she cleared the dust from her throat. Then, she just stood there and watched as I gave a low growl and went for the ivy again.
She laughed as I tugged and pulled in futility. It was hard to tell which was more stubborn, me or the ivy.
“Why aren’t you helping?”
“I know when to quit.”
“We can get it if we work together.”
Erica crossed her arms and shook her head. Mrs. Larinov shook her head, too.
“Just give up Jacob, it’s no use. I’ve been fighting with that weed for almost half my life.”
I took up the rake and helped Lee clean the mown grass. It was another hour of hard work before we’d finished our work.
“Is there anything else?” asked Byron.
“One more thing,” said Mrs. Larinov, “Come to my dining room and have a seat.”
Byron and I went for one side of the table, but Erica cut off her brother, sitting to my left. Byron glowered at her as he moved to the opposite side of the table and sat next to Lee.
“Erica, my dear, can you help me in the kitchen?”
Erica went with Mrs. Larinov for a second and returned with an armload of place settings. Just like the old Victorian table and chairs, the dinnerware was ornate. Mrs. Larinov followed closely behind with a large baking pot.
“I fixed you dear children some taba tula, a famous Macedonian dish.”
She ladled it out onto our plates: a goulash of rice, vegetables, and lamb stock. Erica brought out a pitcher of orange-lemonade and filled everyone’s glasses.
“This is fantastic, Mrs. Larinov,” said Lee.
“It is,” added Byron.
There were onions and peppers and okra, all of which I hated. I didn’t tell Mrs. Larinov, though. I just stuffed spoonfuls of food in my mouth and chased them with large gulps of the orange-lemonade.
Luckily, the orange-lemonade drowned the strong vegetable tastes I could hardly stand.
“Jacob, would you like another helping?”
“I’m absolutely stuffed, Mrs. Larinov.”
I pushed myself away from the table and was soon followed by the rest of my friends.
“Thanks for everything, my dear, dear children.”
“No problem,” said Byron.
We went back to Byron’s house and sprawled out on the living room carpet as the box fan blew the heat from our sweaty bodies. Saturday morning cartoons gave way to early afternoon golf highlights, but only Lee liked golf, so we headed to the backyard and took batting practice while Byron crouched behind home plate and honed his mitt work. As the tennis balls filled Mrs. Larinov’s lawn, we stood on our side of the fence and watched the Samoyeds stand their ground, too.
“I’ve got it, kiddoes,” said Mrs. Larinov as she toddled back and forth through her backyard, fetching tennis balls for us.
“Thanks, Mrs. Larinov.”
“It’s my pleasure, kiddoes, my pleasure.”
Mrs. Larinov settled into the chaise lounge on her porch with a pitcher of her orange-lemonade and watched us while we played. After a while, Erica’s softball friends showed up and joined us.
“Boys against girls?” said Erica.
“That’d be too easy,” countered Byron.
“Oh, it’s on, big brother. We’ll even let you boys bat first.”
I batted first and Barb pitched. She wind-milled her arm and fired a pitch at the plate. I watched as it whizzed by me.
“You can’t pitch underhanded,” said Byron.
“Why can’t we?”
“This is real pitching.”
“You’re just saying that because you can’t hit it.”
Byron scoffed, “Alright, pitch it like a girl. See if I care.”
“Alright,” replied Barb, “I will.”
Barb fired a second pitch toward me and I hooked it towards first. I bounced against the fence and landed in the nook between the fence and telephone pole. Erica reached into the brush as I rounded first and sprinted towards second.
“Gotcha!” she said as she popped up with the tennis ball in her hand. As I backpedaled, she chased me the whole way to first. I stlipped on a patch of dirt and she leapt at me. She reached out for the tag and I dodged away. She stretched out her arm and tagged me right as I touched the first base dirt pad.
“You’re out!” said Barb.
“I’m safe!”
“Yeah,” said Byron, “he’s safe.”
“He’s safe by a mile!” added Lee.
Mrs. Larinov got up from her chair as we argued it out.
“I was watching the whole thing and Erica caught him by just a hair.”
“Aw, come on!” said Lee, “you’re just saying that because you’re a girl, too.”
Mrs. Larinov shook her head.
“Alright,” said Byron, “he’s out.”
“I am not!”
Byron just shook his head and directed me back to the bench. I sat down.
The game went on for about two more hours. Mrs. Larinov got up and went inside. She emerged with another pitcher of orange-lemonade.
“Maybe you kiddoes should take a little breather.”
We dropped our things and gathered around Mrs. Larinov. Her Samoyeds snapped and barked. Mrs. Larinov gave a command in a foreign language. The dogs bowed their heads.
“Here, hold this,” she said to Erica.
She grabbed her dogs by the collars and led them to the back door and shut them inside.
“There, that’s better.”
She joined us at the fence for drinks until we finished off the pitcher.
“Would you like some more?”
“You’ve done enough already,” I said, “Anyway, I think we’re going to the Swim Club.”
“Alright then, you kiddoes have a good day.”
We gathered the bats, balls, and gloves and stored them away. Then, the guys and gals split into two groups.
“Byron, are you going with us?”
Byron shook his head, “I have responsibilities here.”
I just nodded. I knew he didn’t like the pool at all, but never understood why. Even with that, Lee and I would not be deterred. I grabbed my gym bag and went with Lee to his house to pick up his swim trunks before we headed to the Swim Club.
Jayne and Andy manned the diving boards. Jayne stood on the pool deck while Andy sat in the lookout station. That meant we had to steer clear of the pool deck.
We moved a wooden back rest across the lawn, positioning it halfway between the diving boards and volleyball pit. In fact, a small group of classmates had gathered around the volleyball pit, too. Someone had brought a boom box and music blasted through the air.
Erica approached, her friend Barb was at her side.
“Hey Jake, hey Lee, mind if we join you?”
Lee offered up the blank space next to us.
“Why are you tagging along?” I asked.
“I’m just here to soak up the sun.”
The girls unfolded their towels beside ours and Erica lay on her blanket face down next to me. She turned her head away for several moments, ignoring me completely. Sitting next to her was unnerving as I listened to Lee fill the air with his conversation that seemed to drone on endlessly.
“Barb, what are your plans for vacation?”
“I don’t have any plans.”
“Isn’t your family going somewhere this Summer?”
“Yeah.”
“Where are you going?”
“Atlantic City.”
“That’s in New Jersey, right?”
“Yeah.”
“I’ve always wanted to go to Atlantic City. You know that’s where all the rich people vacation.”
Barb gave a flip of her hair and turned her back to him. Lee pinched his lips in his teeth as he looked her over. Then, he reclined on the back rest and fit his sunglasses over his eyes, seeming not to care either.
The P.A. sounded a short time later.
“3 o’clock adult swim.”
All the lifeguard whistles sounded as swimmers were rounded up and helped out of the pool. Children yelped as they made their way to their beach towels and gathered money for the snack bar and game room. Meanwhile, a long shadow fell over me. I removed my arm from my face.
“Hey Fitzie, long time no see.”
“Hey Jake, what ‘cha doin’?”
“I’m just sitting here, wasting time until tonight.”
“What’s tonight?”
“You know, we’ve got the Hyde Park game tonight.”
Andy nodded, “Yeah, yeah, I don’t think I’ll be able to play.”
Lee sat upright, “What do you mean you won’t be able to play?”
“You know…I’ve got obligations.”
“Yeah, you’ve got obligations to the traveling team.”
“Jayne needs me. We’re short-handed at the Swim Club.”
“Who’s going to pitch tonight?”
“Coach Klein will figure it out.”
“Does he know you’re not going to be there?”
“Yeah, he knows.”
The guard whistles sounded again as the P.A. interrupted our conversation.
“3:05 – All Swim.”
“I have to go back to the pool deck.”
I followed Andy directly to the pool deck. Since he’d been lookout the previous hour, he rotated to the pool deck next to the diving boards for the 3 o’clock hour.
“You have an obligation to the team.”
“I have all sorts of obligations, Jake.”
“Your first obligation is to the team.”
“Boys, boys,” said Jayne authoritatively, “you know better.”
“I’m sorry Jayne, but Andy is supposed to be pitching tonight and he said he’s got to work here.”
“This is Andy’s last post. Then he rotates off staff.”
I stared Andy down.
“But you need my help tonight,” said Andy.
“Andy, you’re under 18, by law I can’t keep you on the clock more than 8 hours in any day. You know that.”
“But you need help.”
“Go play ball, Andy. I promise, the Swim Club will survive without you.”
Andy heaved a long heavy sigh.
“Alright, I’m in.”
“Does that mean I get my life guard back?”
“Yes, ma’am, I’ll get back to my duties.”
“That means I can get back to the lookout.”
So, it was settled. At four o’clock, we headed uphill from the Swim Club to our own separate houses.
I went home and headed directly for the restroom. I showered and changed and ate dinner with my parents.
Just before six o’clock, the Mt. Adams traveling team was to gather together at J.F.K., this time dressed in our jersey grays and maroons. That night, we’d face off against Hyde Park, one of our toughest rivals.
As game time approached, Coach Klein rounded us up for a pre-game talk.
“Where’s Fitzie?”
Nobody replied.
“Jake? Lee? Have you seen Fitzie?”
“We saw him at the Swim Club this just a couple hours ago.”
“You were at the Swim Club on a game day? Don’t worry about that now. We need a pitcher. Jake, how’s your arm?”
“It’s okay, I guess.”
“Then you’re on the mound.”
“I’m not a pitcher.”
“You are today.”
As I warmed up, Byron talked me through it.
“Don’t worry about trick pitches, just put it where I put my mitt and you’ll be fine.”
I simply nodded as Byron plopped the baseball in the well of my glove.
Meanwhile, Byron’s old nemesis, Andy Meyer, was pitching for Hyde Park. Mr. Meyer was in the stands behind the Hyde Park bench when he spotted Mr. Johnson. He got up and sauntered over to Mr. Johnson.
“Hello Robert.”
“Hey, Tom, how’s it going?”
“It’s going.”
Tom leaned a hand against the bleachers as he watched the boys warming up. Neither he nor Mr. Johnson said another thing to each other for two innings. At the top of the third, Tom circled around behind the bleachers. Then, and only then, he broke the silence.
“See you later, Robert.”
“Yeah, see you later.”
I breezed through two innings, only allowing two runners on base. For the most part, Byron was absolutely right. I pitched four strong innings, only allowing a handful of hits and two runs. At the top of the fifth, we led 6-2. Coach Klein pulled me aside.
“How’s your arm holding up?”
“It’s a little worn out, but I’m okay.”
“If you can get us through the fifth, I’ll find a way to get us the rest of the way through it.”
While we batted during the top of the fifth, Fitzie arrived.
“Where have you been?”
“I was taking care of my mom.”
“Alright,” said Coach Klein, “you’re pitching relief for Jake.”
Fitzie shot me a quick glance, “you were the starter?”
Yeah, thank goodness you’re here.”
Fitzie took over and made short work of Hyde Park. The final score was 10-2.
Immediately after the game, we went to Byron’s house. Mr. Johnson fired up the grill and cooked burgers and beans. Meanwhile, we took up Wiffle Ball bats and swatted at fireflies as darkness enveloped the sky. It was just like the good old days.
 “Come join us!” Byron called to the girls. It shocked both Erica and Barb, but they took up yellow plastic bats and joined us. A pale blue shaft of fluorescent light stretched from the streetlamp out front to the pine trees at the back edge. That narrow corridor was where firefly hunting was best. We stood with our Wiffle ball bats in hand like masked jedis-in-training, waiting for fireflies to reveal their location so we could swat them out of the air.
As dinnertime approached, Mrs. Johnson went over and fetched Mrs. Larinov and my parents. When they arrived, it was time to eat.
“Bats down, it’s time for chow!” bellowed Mr. Johnson. We ran to the porch and grabbed seats at the picnic table.
“Who likes their burger well done?”
“I do!” said Andy.
“Me too,” added Lee.
Mr. Johnson served everyone at the table before sitting down for a bite to eat. As we laughed and enjoyed each other’s company, a shout came from beyond the pines.
“Ain’t nobody done cooked me my burger? Y’all know I like it well done, right?”
“What’s wrong with him?” asked Andy.
“Just ignore him and he’ll go away.”
“Maybe you didn’t cook me a burger, but I know you got to have some watermelon, right?”
 “I swear, I’m going over there and knock his lights out.”
Mr. Johnson’s hand swept to one side as he grabbed Andy by the arm and held him firmly in place. However, Andy shifted his position and pulled away from Mr. Johnson. Then, he got up and strode across the lawn.
“Andy! Get back here this instant.”
“Who is that? Is that Mikey? Come out here and face me, you chicken shit.”
“Nigger lovers!” came a shout.
Andy hopped the fence and cut through the pine trees. There was silence for a few moments, closely followed by the snap of a pistol chamber.
“Boy,” said the voice, “you’d better scoot your ass back over the fence before I put a couple of holes in you.”
Mr. Langtree’s rough and rusty old voice, corroded with years of tobacco use, was unmistakable. We all feared it, including Mr. Johnson. Mr. Langtree had spent more of his life in the penitentiary and probably wasn’t afraid of returning. Andy, however, had never met the business end of Mr. Langtree until now.
“Larry…” stammered Mr. Johnson, “You don’t want to do anything you’d regret here.”
“I don’t need no goddamned advice from no nigger.”
His voice was cool and calm and unwavering. It sent a shockwave through my entire body. Erica’s left hand reached for my right. Her pinky wrangled a couple of my fingers and held on tightly.
“Come on, Larry,” said my father.
My father eased towards the fence until he got a sightline on Mr. Langtree and Andy.
“Come on back, Andy. Give Mr. Langtree his space.”
There was another long pause. Then, Mr. Langtree spoke it.
“Go on boy before my trigger finger slips.”
There were just a few more tense moments as my father stood helplessly on this side of the fence. Then, Andy came up and carefully put his tennis shoe on the fence rail as he began to climb over. His body trembled under the weight of his body. My father reached out and snagged Andy like a father would grab his infant son and pull him out of harm’s way.
They joined us at the dinner table, only to have Mrs. Johnson and my mother to stand up and begin clearing dishes away. We all followed suit, quickly and quietly moving towards the safety of the indoors. We did not finish eating. We did not say goodbye. Andy and Lee came over to our house and my father took them home.
The next few days were tense and we went down to Lee’s house whenever we wanted to play outside. That included the Saturday afternoon before
The diamond in Lee’s backyard, however, shared space with two weeping willows, a tool barn, a row of plant hangers, a concrete patio, and vegetable garden. Worse yet, Mrs. Heinz never really liked us playing in her backyard, so there was a long list of rules and exceptions:
1.  Anything in the garden is an out.
2.  Anything on the roof is out.
3.  Anything hitting the plant hangers is out.
4.  No roughhousing near the fence.
5.  Let the cats play outside when you’re out there to watch them.
6.  Be careful around the cats.
7.  Rotate the bases to avoid worn spots.
Those are the only rules I can recall now, but there were more (plenty more). It didn’t really matter though. The huge Willow trees devoured the rest of the fun.
“It’s just not like Byron’s backyard,” said Lee.
“You said it. Want to go to the Swim Club?”
Lee nodded, so we immediately hopped on our bikes and sped across the way through Kennedy Park to the Swim Club.
The place was packed. Both Pool 1 and Pool 2 were open, including all the diving boards and the water slide at the far end of Pool 2. Fitzie was manning the front desk.
“Hey, Fitz.”
“Hey guys, come on in.”
“When’s your break?”
“At the top of the hour. I’ll join you then. What took you guys so long to get here?”
“We were playing ball at Lee’s house”
“What?”
“Well, for a little while, anyway.”
“That’s got to be the worst place to play Wiffle Ball in the whole world. Well, at least you’re away from that boredom now. Everyone in town’s here, even Byron and Erica.”
“Really? Where?”
Andy swung his finger in a circle, directing us toward the Game Room. That was definitely not the place we’d expect either of them. They were both anti-smokers and never liked the crowd inside the Game Room.
As we turned the corner, we saw Byron. He wasn’t in the Game Room anyway. He’d brought his basketball and was shooting hoops. We joined him.
“It’s strange seeing you here,” I noted.
“I know, but my mom wanted me to look after my little sister.”
“Where is she?”
“She’s in there with some of her softball friends.”
“In the Game Room?”
Byron nodded; I left the court and headed straight to the Game Room. It wasn’t only Memorial Day weekend, but it was the hottest day of the year so far.
Laurie Bent, the swim guard at the entrance, simply waved us inside.
The room was packed with sweaty bodies. We cut through the crowd, winding our way to the back. The few jocks that hung out in the Game Room always gathered in the same place, between two old pinball machines that never got any play. Erica, Barb, and their friends were leaned up against the old pinball machine. It was the only machine anyone was allowed to lean against, which was only because it was broken.
“Hey,” said Erica.
“What are you doing in here?”
“Where should I be?”
She moved to the left and Barb moved to the right, like parting waters. Lee and I wedged ourselves between them. I stood next to Erica while Lee stood beside Barb.
Barb and Jenny (another of the softball players) were smoking cheap menthol cigarettes. I never knew how Erica put up with it, especially with her respiratory problems, I expected the worst, but she didn’t seem to mind it one bit.
“You want to go out to the diving area and hang out?”
“Nah,” she said, “I get burnt too easily.”
I shot a surprised look at her.
“What? You don’t think blacks get sunburns?” she clicked her tongue on the roof of her mouth, “White people…”
Barb cackled as Erica gave me a little wink and smiled coyly. I didn’t get the joke at all.
“We could sit in the shade near the kiddie pool,” said Lee. I agreed.
“Maybe later.”
We were all silent for a little while after that. As promised, Andy was relieved of his duties at the pool deck and he came by the basketball court, played a game of H-O-R-S-E with Byron, and then came to the Game Room.
“Andy! Byron!”
The girls swooned at those two very differently than they did for Lee or me. Wherever we went, it was always that way. The girls liked the two tallest guys with strong chin bones and broad shoulders. Lee was shorter and pudgier. I was gangly and thin.
“Surprise, surprise, if it isn’t Byron Johnson?” exclaimed Barb.
She swung her arms around Byron and planted a big kiss on his cheek. He just stood there and let her.
“What do we owe the pleasure of seeing you here?”
Byron shrugged and stood there quietly. Barb peeled away from Lee and sidled up to Byron. He twisted his hips toward the broken pinball machine and rested his hands upon the buttons as if he was about to play. Barb moved again so her hip was leaning on his. Byron was still ambivalent to her; he just stood there and let her lean against him.
“God damn, big brother, my best friend has been chasing after you since the day we moved to Mt. Adams and all you can do is ignore her?”
“I’m not ignoring her. She’s right there.”
“I am right here,” said Barb, “but I think I am a little more exciting than a broken down pinball machine.”
Byron just nodded. The entire group burst out in laughter.
“Could you coons possibly shut the hell up?” shouted a familiar voice. It was Mikey Langtree.
Everyone in the Game Room went silent, but “The Damage is Done” by Foreigner was still blaring on the jukebox. It was significant, because the music was rhythmic and slow hard rock with a heavy downbeat. It gave us all moments to hear the whirring of the electric fan next to the exit and the sounds of arcade games still being played by a few of us. All available eyes were fixed on the three black people in the back of the room.
“Mikey,” said Fitz, “why don’t you just turn back around and mind your own business?”
Mikey and a couple of his goon friends moved towards us. Laurie, the Game Room attendant, switched off the music and fan.
“Stop it right now!” she commanded.
Mikey continued moving towards Fitz.
“I got it all under control, Laurie.”
But he didn’t.
Mikey lunged at Fitz with both arms and tackled him. Fitzie’s head hit the edge of game console as he fell to the ground, but they both ignored it. Fitzie wrapped his arm around Mikey’s head with one arm and started punching Mikey in the skull with his free hand.
“Stop it! Stop it!” shouted Erica.
Other cheers and taunts followed as the crowd tightened the circle around Fitzie and Mikey.
“Break it up, you two!”
It was Jayne and Leo. Actually, it was just Jayne. While Jayne pushed her way through the crowd and pulled the two apart, her husband stood in the doorway, supervising.
Jayne picked them both up by the arms and held them at length. The boys panted and gasped as they caught their breath. Jayne just looked at them.
“Mikey Langtree, why is it that whenever I have trouble, it always seems to be centered around you?”
“I didn’t start it. He started it.”
“That’s bull!” shouted Erica. Byron reached out and grabbed her by the arm. He pinched tightly as she jerked away. Then, she relaxed every muscle in her body. Byron had the same sense of complete calm, even when his voice boomed. He was the one you’d want at the helm of a sinking ship.
“It doesn’t matter who started it, I’m the one ending it.”
“But…”
“Mikey, I’m kicking you and your friends out of the Swim Club for the rest of the season. Next year when I see you, you’d better be straightened up.”
Well, that never came. That fall, Mikey and his brother Tommy were dumped into juvenile detention for theft and possession of stolen goods. The police found a complete mess of items in the Langtree’s garage, mostly stolen from houses around our neighborhood. Although we never found the JUGS machine, Mr. Johnson had always supposed it was them. He never accused them, though. He just said, “if they are bad people, they’ll get their due punishment.”
That was just Mr. Johnson’s way. It was Byron’s way, too.
“Mrs. Rosenthal, can I say something?”
She nodded her head.
“Michael called me and my friends a racist name. That’s why Fitzie – Andy – stood up to him. Mikey wrestled with Andy and Andy punched him in the head a half-dozen times or so.”
“Byron…” pleaded Erica.
“No,” he said, “that’s what happened. Mike tackled Andy and Andy punched Mike. It was two people unable to control themselves, period.”
Jayne nodded.
“Alright, Mr. Fitzpatrick, I’ll deal with you in a bit. Go get a shower and clean yourself up. Laurie, you’ll rotate into his position.”
“What about the Game Room?”
“The Game Room’s closed for the rest of the day. Now everyone scoot.”
She shooed us and we went along like cattle. Our gang hung out at the picnic tables next to the entrance until Andy came out of the office.
“What happened?”
“Nothing much,” said Fitz, “Jayne just got the facts and told me to take a break for the rest of Memorial Day weekend and she’d see me on Tuesday.”
“What do you want to do now?”
Andy shrugged, “maybe some Wiffle Ball?”
We all shook our heads.
“Maybe we’ll just go hang out at my house then.”
The Fitzpatrick house, halfway between the Swim Club and the Langtree’s house, was the perfect middle ground. We hung out and did nothing in particular for the rest of the day. That, however, was fine with all of us. We had enough excitement to last us the whole weekend already.
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28 - April 1977


In 1977, baseball took an indirect route back to its roots, where the Dodgers and Yankees were at the top of the heap at season’s end. The Dodgers used a superb pitching staff, while the Yankees had Curt Flood to thank for that.
While Flood had departed from pro ball after a dismal 1971 season with the Washington Senators, his court case against professional baseball opened the door for players’ union representative Marvin Miller. He used the Flood case and the oversight of team owners to usher in the age of free agency.
It all began with Andy Messersmith.
Messersmith, who requested a no-trade clause in his contract with the Dodgers, was refused. Still, he pitched for the Dodgers throughout the ’75 season without a contract, posting a 2.26 Earned Run Average (among the lowest in the National League) and earning the Gold Glove Award to boot. At the end of the season, Marvin Miller urged Messersmith (along with Dave McNally, who had been injured that year) to file a grievance and seek arbitration.
On December 23rd, arbitrator Peter Seitz upheld Messersmith’s grievance, stating the pitcher was no longer bound by the contract. After all appeals on the owners’ behalf were exhausted, players and owners drafted a new agreement, allowing any player with over six years of experience sovereignty when his contract expired.
Oakland pitcher Catfish Hunter was the first free agent. When he left in 1975, the A’s faltered. Charlie O’Finley, the A’s owner, knew that slugger Reggie Jackson would soon follow suit. At the end of the ’76 season, Jackson’s contract would end, which meant he would be a free agent, too. Unwilling to pay Jackson, O’Finley dealt him off to the Baltimore Orioles for the remaining year of his contract.
 After his stint with the Orioles, Jackson signed a five-year, three million dollar contract with the Yankees; it would be a harbinger of things to come for both the Yankees and Major League Baseball. Finally, the players were getting paid what they were worth.
Meanwhile, life in Mount Adams remained a little more low-key.
Throughout the Midwest, it always takes a little while for spring to unfold her thin green wings and envelop the earth in her earthly scent. In the meantime, we waited while Old Man Winter decided when to let go.
“Come on,” bellowed Mr. Klein, “it’s time to hit the diamond.”
“Coach, it’s 40 degrees out.”
“Of course it’s 40 degrees. It’s March, it’s Ohio.”
Coach Klein snagged the equipment bag and hoisted it over his arm. He was dressed modestly, wearing only the basic baseball uniform: jersey, knee-length pants, stirrups, athletic socks, and cleats. The rest of us kept our jackets on while we took thefield. Those of us who had gloves wore them. The rest of us just spent our time between plays blowing hot air into our hands and shoving them into the crotch of our pants like football players. We tried anything to keep ourselves warm.
“If you guys wouldn’t stand there like scarecrows, you wouldn’t be so cold.”
Mr. Klein tossed pitches to himself as we took turns fielding. It was barely enough action to keep us warm in the outfield. I sprang up and down in place while I waited for my turn.
“Fitzie! Look alive!”
Andy was still in the infield, but Mr. Klein had moved him from pitcher to third base. His pitching arm had gone sour during his time at the Virginia Military Academy.
“I think I feel rigor mortis setting in, coach.”
“Less time talking, more time fielding.”
Mr. Klein popped a quick grounder in Andy’s direction. Andy shuffled to the left, but the ball was just out of reach.
“Why didn’t you dive for it?”
“The ground’s covered in snow.”
“It’ll make for a softer landing. I thought you spent two years in the Army. You seem awfully soft.”
“Hit me another.”
“Alright.”
Mr. Klein clipped the ball towards Andy and Andy charged the infield. The ball bounced at the leading edge of the dirt and bounced over Andy’s glove. Andy had misjudged it completely.
“Hit me another,” said Andy.
“So you’ll miss it?”
“I’ll get it.”
Mr. Klein went ahead and hit another ball towards Andy. It was a line drive. Andy moved his glove across his body. The ball popped in his glove as he snatched it out of the air. He dug the ball out of the glove and fired it towards first. Lee got into position, securing his left foot against first and stretching out to receive the throw. It landed perfectly in Lee’s glove. Lee fired it home. Byron snagged it and dropped it casually into the plastic pail next to Coach Klein. It landed with that familiar hollow thud.
Fielding practice continued for another half an hour. All the while, Coach Klein chatted with Byron.
“Byron, can you do me a favor for me and work with Fitzie on his fielding?”
“Yessir.”
“Maybe you and the guys can play games of hot box during your free time.”
“Yessir.”
Byron had already been appointed captain of the group a long time ago, on and off the field. It wasn’t a big deal when Coach Klein asked for help. Byron took the mantle, working fielding practice into our lives like he had done on his own.
“Jake, what are you up to tonight?”
“Nothing much.”
“Good, let’s play ball.”
I shrugged, “the ground’s too wet.”
“So we’ll go to an indoor park.”
Byron gathered up the troops and we headed to the indoor baseball park near downtown. Organized leagues were playing and the park was packed.
“What now?”
“We’ll find something.”
Byron drove back to the high school and headed to the gymnasium. While the track team used the basketball court for wind sprints and jogging, we played catch along the sidelines.
“Hey, boys,” said Mr. Durant (the track coach), what are you doing here this late?”
“Just practicing,” said Byron.
“You know you can’t practice here without adult supervision.”
“Yessir, but you’re here and we’ll keep a low profile.”
“Byron, you know I can’t let you do that.”
“How about you let us play for just tonight and I’ll arrange something with the athletic director tomorrow?”
“Okay, but just for tonight.”
Byron shook Mr. Durant’s hand and we resumed playing.
The next day, Byron checked in with the athletic director.
“Mr. Lafferty, I need to know if it’s possible to arrange for extra practice time for the team.”
Mr. Lafferty leaned back in his chair.
“You know that the state athletic association puts a limit on organized practice, right?”
“Of course, but this is just a couple of guys.”
“You can’t have practice on school grounds when there’s a coach around.”
“Oh, Coach Klein won’t t be there.”
“It’s still shaky grounds.”
“Maybe we could play at the Junior High instead.”
“You can’t play on any school grounds in the district, period.”
“It’s too cold and wet to play outside.”
“Do you think it’d work if I put calls through to local universities?”
Byron nodded.
“Give me a few days.”
“We need somewhere now.”
“You drive a hard bargain,” said Mr. Lafferty, “I’ll get my assistant right on it.”
Byron was called into the principal’s office by the end of the day. He waited his turn, along with the delinquents, to talk to an administrator. It was only moments until he was ushered to the AD’s office.
“Welcome back, Mr. Johnson.”
“Thank you, Mr. Lafferty.”
“I’ve got nothing but good news.”
“I’ll take the best news first, then.”
Mr. Lafferty chuckled.
“My assistant spoke with several colleges and universities and here’s a contact list for all the available indoor facilities in the area.”
“Thanks again, Mr. Lafferty.”
“No problem, Mr. Johnson.”
Byron worked on the list from Mr. Klein’s office. Even as early as two o’clock, athletic directors at the college level were hard to find. Luckily, he did get in touch with the AD at Xavier.
“Hello, this is Byron Johnson, I’m a baseball player at Mt. Adams, a local high school, and I’m looking for a practice facility for me and my buddies.”
“Son, haven’t you checked with your high school coach?”
“Yeah, but there’s a limit on organized practices at our school.”
The coach nodded.
“You’re always welcome to play at Xavier.”
Between all those places we visited that spring, we explored Cincy’s baseball culture to its fullest.
We loaded into Byron’s car and headed to the Xavier campus, which was barely a ten-minute drive from his house.
The diamond was pretty standard, with a squared fence that looked like a diamond ring. A long, rectangular aluminum building stood adjacent to the field, the sign out front said, “Xavier Multipurpose Athletic Facility”, so we went inside.
The atmosphere was streamlined and professional. Rows of batting cages were busy with batting practice. Other players took long strides across a patch of AstroTurf, stretching out their quads and hamstrings. Others were participating in fielding practice and shagging fly balls.
We surveyed the place as Byron led the way.
“I think this is it over here.”
“You must be Byron Johnson,” said one of the batting coaches.
“Yessir, I sure am.”
“I’m Walt Welker. I’m the head coach of Xavier baseball. What’s everyone’s name?”
After we introduced ourselves, Mr. Welker pointed us to our practice area.
“If you guys need anything at all, just let me know. As they say, ‘Mi casa es su casa’.”
“Thanks, Mr. Welker.”
Our corner of the practice facility seemed far and away from all the commotion in the other end. We lined up in two groups of two and pitched the ball back and forth, switching partners every so often and watching the Xavier players go through their drills.
A little later, Coach Welker approached us.
“You guys want to practice with the team?”
We all nodded enthusiastically.
“Then come on, we can always use fresh faces.”
Coach Welker led us to the practice field where the team was scrimmaging. The Xavier players easily had half a foot and thirty pounds on us high schoolers. Still, they welcomed us graciously.
“Hey, I’m Matt Willard. I’m the team captain.”
“I’m Jacob Jolley. I usually play right field.”
“I’m Lee Heinz, shortshop.”
“Andy Fitzpatrick, second base and utilty.”
“I’m Byron Johnson, and I’m the catcher.”
Byron stretched his left hand out to Matt and shook hands.
“You’re a southpaw, too. Wait a second…you’re a catcher?”
Byron popped his shiny black catcher's mitt and flapped it at Matt. Matt nodded agreeably.
“Come with me, I’ll introduce you to our catchers.”
The rest of us split into our separate tribes. I hung out with the outfielders. We continued to stretch and lob baseballs back and forth in the outfield. Meanwhile, for Byron and the catching crew, it was business as usual. Byron tagged along with Doug McCoy, the varsity catcher.
“What’s it like playing in college?”
“It’s nothing like high school. Everything’s more intense and competitive. Guys at this level eat, drink, and sleep baseball.”
“Good.”
“Not always,” said Doug, “sometimes it eats up all your time.”
Byron followed Doug to the bullpen. Catchers worked with the pitchers as Byron watched.
“Jose! Venga, venga!” Doug commanded one of his catchers with the wave of his hand. The catcher trotted over to Byron and Doug.
“Te necessite para tomar control del lanzadore. Se controle el conversation. Esta el jefe.”
With an affirmative nod from Jose, the conversation was over. Jose trotted back to the pitcher’s mound and conversed with the pitcher.
“You speak Spanish?” asked Byron.
“Of course I do,” Doug replied, “There are so many players from Latin America these days, so it’s the most overlooked skill in any catcher’s arsenal.”
While Byron learned the finer points, Fitzie was back to basics.
“Andy and Lee, you guys take the field,” said Coach Welker, “let my fielders take a breather.”
Fitzie and Lee took the field at second and short. Coach Welker sent rabbits to first and third.
Coach Welker pointed the bat to the third baseman, “Okay, one out with guys on the corners. What’s the play?”
“I hold the man on third. Then I get the force at second.”
Coach Welker pointed to first.
“I hold the man on third. Then I get the force at second.”
Coach pointed to Lee.
“I hold the man on third. Then, I get the force at second.”
Coach pointed to Fitz. There was a pregnant pause. Fitzie was lost in thought.
“You! The second baseman. What’s the play?”
“Oh…hold the runner at third and work the fielder’s choice.”
“Slow response, but good answer.”
The coach tossed the ball into the air and swatted it towards Fitz. Fitz, who was playing deep, sat his glove on the ground and fielded the ball. He converted the out at second. Meanwhile the man on third crossed home plate.
“Hey, second base, what happened with the runner on third?”
“He was ahead of the hit.”
“That’s because you were playing too deep. Anytime you got a runner on third, you play shallow so you can make the cut-off.”
Fitzie moved inward, squeezing the field of play by several yards.
“That’s good, but now there’s nobody on third.”
The players laughed. Fitzie moved back into his original position, deep at second.
“Move in a little bit there, second base.”
Fitzie was just plain out of shape. Not physically, but mentally. His baseball brain had withered considerably with two years at Virginia Military Academy.
It would take a lot of work to re-create the muscle memory that accompanies a seasoned baseball player. Still, with Byron and Company, it was destined to happen.
“Alright boys, let’s bring ‘’er in.”
The team gathered near the pitcher’s mound for an end-of-practice huddle. Coach Welker gave them a pep talk and sent them to the showers. Byron thanked Coach Welker and our gang headed home.
First, we dropped off Lee and Fitzie. Then, Byron and I headed home. As the car turned the corner on the approach to our houses, there were cars lining both sides of the street. Byron passed my house and parked about five houses down the road.
“I wonder what this is all about,” I said.
“I hope it’s not at my house,” said Byron.
I did not think about it, but the shadow of death always lingered about the Johnson house, whether they wanted it there or not. With three people dealing with chronic cases of Sickle Cell, it was only natural. Luckily, everyone was alive and kicking at the Johnson house.
“What’s going on with all these cars?”
“Mr. Larinov passed away.”
“Oh,” said Byron.
It was the best managed response from either one of us. We never did like the old man. In fact, we kind of hated him. He was a grizzly old man. When he did speak to us, he spoke with a snarl. I personally didn’t think he had one bone in his body.
“I’m fixing a ham,” said Mrs. Johnson, “I want you and your sister to take it over to Mrs. Larinov.”
“Do we have to?”
“Why on earth would you ask that? Mrs. Larinov is alone now. She needs our help more than ever.”
I tagged along with both Byron and Erica. When we rang the doorbell, we were greeted by her son.
“Come on in!” he said as he held the door open for us. We cut through the crowd and placed the platter on the china cabinet in the back. It was just about the only free spot in the house. The rest of the counters were covered in lunch meats, baked goods, and an endless number of sweets.
“Hello, kiddies!”
It was Mrs. Larinov, who was in unusually high spirits.
“Let me fix you a ham sammie.”
Mrs. Larinov started poking through the deli meats.
“Jacob, do you like ham or would you rather have turkey?”
“Turkey.”
“What kind of cheese do you like: American, Swiss, Cheddar, or something else?”
“Uh…Swiss.”
“Good, good,” she said.
She turned back to the sandwich, loading it with lettuce and onions and tomatoes. I didn’t like any of those things, but I didn’t correct her. She grabbed a fistful of potato chips and dumped them on my plate. I took it graciously.
“Byron, Erica, what would you like?”
“We’re okay, ma’am.”
“Erica? You’re so fragile and tiny. You must want a sammie too.”
Erica looked to Byron. He shrugged.
“Yes, Mrs. Larinov.”
“I bet you like ham and cheese. Am I right?”
Erica nodded.
“Of course I’m right. Let me make you something special.”
While this elderly woman was crafting sandwiches for us kids, her husband was in deep freeze at the local funeral home. It was very strange to think Mr. Larinov was gone. Then again, we were still a little relieved, even if we had not dealt with him for a long, long time.
“Sit here, kiddies.”
She guided us to the sitting room. The furniture in that room was immaculate, as if it had not been touched since the day it was placed there. A plush red settee and high-back chair sat next to a walnut coffee table. Everything was ornately decorated. Each of us sat on the edge of our seats, careful not to spill a single drop.
“Oh, you can relax yourselves,” she said, “furniture is made to sit upon and use, not to look at.”
We slumped a bit, but I still felt stiff and uncomfortable. All the adults gathered in the next room. It was okay, because we were dressed in shorts and t-shirts while the adults looked dapper. It was good they left us in the sitting room. As soon as we finished eating, we went to the kitchen. Mrs. Larinov’s sisters, who were busy washing dishes, took our plates. We snuck through the side door as soon as the coast was clear.
“You’re back already?” asked Byron’s mom.
“That house is full of old people.”
“Hey, those people are my age.”
“It was boring,” added Erica.
“Show some respect, Mrs. Larinov’s husband is gone – forever, do not take that lightly.”
“You’re right, I’m sorry.”
“Alright, scoot on up to your room. You don’t need to trouble yourself with these things.”
Not long afterwards, Byron went to his bedroom, too. Although I wanted to go out back and play catch, I knew better. I just returned home.
“Hey, Jake, did you hear about Mr. Larinov?”
I nodded, “I was just over there with Byron and Erica. It was really strange.”
“How?”
“Mrs. Larinov just started making sandwiches for us.”
“Everyone’s got their way of dealing with things, I guess.”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“The funeral’s tomorrow night. I think we should go.”
The next morning, cars still lined our street as the Larinov family continued accepting visitors. I went to Byron’s and the two of us biked down to Lee’s house.
“We should stop and get Fitz,” I said.
“He’s working at the swimming pool, isn’t he?”
“Yeah, probably.”
We coasted down to the Heinz house and dumped our bikes in the driveway. The house was quiet, except for Mrs. Heinz, who was dusting the living room furniture.
“Hello, Mrs. Heinz.”
“Oh, hello boys, he’s sleeping, of course, let me fetch him for you.”
We went to the kitchen and helped ourselves to cold cereal (as we always did) and waited for Lee to get ready.
“Mrs. Heinz,” said Byron, “did you hear about Mr. Larinov?”
“Who’s Mr. Larinov?”
“Our next door neighbor; he died yesterday.”
“Good heavens, that’s terrible.”
“I’m kind of glad he’s gone,” I said.
“Why would you say that?”
“He was a mean old man with mean old dogs.”
“Well,” interrupted Byron, “he was just protecting his property. I mean, you did break his porch awning.”
I scowled at Byron.
“He was just protecting his stuff.”
Lee turned the corner at that moment, “Whose stuff?”
“We’re talking about that moment when Jake broke Mr. Larinov’s porch.”
“Oh, you guys were doing chores for like a month, right?”
I nodded.
“He sure was a mean old man.”
“What did he ever do to you?” asked Lee’s mom.
“If it wasn’t about us trespassing on his lawn, it was about his dogs…or us hitting Wiffle Balls into his backyard. I’m glad he’s gone.”
“Leonard Heinz! Watch your mouth!”
“He was a mean man, mom.”
“That doesn’t give you the right to badmouth him. We should go pay our respects.”
“You don’t even know him.”
“It doesn’t matter. It’s just the right thing to do.”
After breakfast, we tossed the ball back and forth until afternoon rolled around. Then, we hung out in Lee’s living room, watching the Reds’ day game on television. Mrs. Heinz served us pigs in a blanket and potato chips while we watched the Reds play the Cubs at Wrigley Field. Lee kept score in his score pad while Mr. Heinz sat in his recliner and watched the game with us.
“The Reds sure are lousing it up this year.”
“They’ll turn it around,” said Lee.
“I doubt it. Reds Management doesn’t have a clue. I mean, Woodie Fryman and Dale Murray…two mediocre pitchers that aren’t even worth the bat of Tony Perez, let alone adding Will McEnaney to the mix.”
Woodie Fryman was the starting pitcher that day. As if to validate Mr. Heinz’ claims, Fryman allowed four straight hits to the first four batters, including a homerun by Murcer to give the Cubs a 4-0 lead after a single inning. The Cubs would end up winning, 5-1, and to top it off, we all had to go to a funeral.
As we rode to the funeral, my grandmother primped and preened my brother and me, licking the palm of her hand and pressing our cowlicks firmly against our scalps. At 16, it felt strange that I was getting that sort of attention. Still, I remained motionless as she tended to my hair. It gave her something to do and something to keep my mind off the funeral.
The Macedoian Orthodox Church stood proudly on the corner; two large brown boxes of stone and mortar topped with a single onion-shaped copper dome, stained and tarnished green.
The church parking lot was packed, just like our street had been for two days prior. We didn’t understand it at all. Mr. Larinov was a snarling old relic of a man.
The greeting line extended out the doors and around the corner. Hordes of people gathered around Mrs. Larinov and her children. It was almost thirty minutes until we even made it to the doors.
“Good afternoon, Mrs. Larinov,” said my mother, “we’re so deeply sorry for your loss.”
“Thank you so much for coming. I thoroughly enjoyed your son’s visit to my house yesterday. He was a perfect gentleman.”
Other than the food, I hardly remembered the visit at all.
We entered the cathedral and, for the most part, it was just as boxy and Spartan as the outside. The only exception was the wall behind the altar, which was ornately decorated with gold-emblazoned friezes and candelabras from ceiling to floor.
“Let’s sit next to the Johnsons,” said my father as he pointed out Byron and his family.
I eased into the pew first, shuffling past the couple that sat closest to the aisle. I sat next to Erica as everyone greeted us.
The ceremony was long and monotonous and I was glad when it was over. We rode silently to the cemetery as the Johnsons’ car followed behind us. When we got out, we gathered just outside the burial tent. Erica was at my side again. The sun was bright and the wind was wild. While the pastor spoke, I stared at the ground. Erica’s hand, gloved in white, brushed against mine. Then, her two littlest fingers came into mine and we stood there silently as the sermon continued. When it finished, Erica withdrew her hand without a word and we returned to our separate cars.
It wasn’t until later that night that we saw each other again. I was at Byron’s with the guys. We were, of course, in the backyard throwing the baseball back and forth. Erica was there, too, with her best friend Barb.
“Look at all those people,” said Fitz.
“It’s been like that all week,” I replied.
“I say ‘good riddance’.”
I shrugged.
“Maybe he just got mean as he got older,” said Lee.
“He’s been mean ever since we were little kids – I bet he’s always been like that. I always hated him.”
The rest of us remained silent as we tossed the ball back and forth. The baseball popped each time it landed in the rawhide of our gloves. It must’ve been an unpleasant punctuation to the people saying goodbye to Mr. Larinov.
Still, that didn’t stop us from playing baseball. It seemed that nothing did.
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27 - April 1969


“Dad…”
“Byron, I don’t want to hear another word about it. It was just the luck of the draw.”
“I can’t believe I’m on the Phillies again. They’re are absolutely awful.”
“Not another word.”
Mr. Johnson fixed his gaze down upon Byron and Byron immediately zipped his lip. He knew now, that his father’s word, as always, was law. He also thought it was unfair that his father was the league president and he should be allowed to choose his own team name. To Byron, it didn’t matter if it was the Reds or the Tigers or even the Yankees. Anything would be better than being the Phillies – even the Seattle Pilots.
When that year’s uniforms were passed out, Byron was glad they were red with white numerals – at least until his mother did the wash. The red dye faded and stained the bright white numbers, turning the big white 5 on the back to bright pink. Mr. Johnson tried helping things by getting authentic Philadelphia Phillies ball caps for the boys, but the dark maroon just didn’t match the light red shirts at all.
Still, Byron didn’t say a thing.
In its second year, the League’s biggest problem wasn’t from within, but without. The league grew to 18 teams, which meant the meager two-diamond playground at Bond Hill Elementary wasn’t enough. Mr. Johnson had to return to the Council to make a brand new request.
“Good evening, Mr. Latimer.”
“Call me Walt,” said the Bond Hill-Roselawn Council President, “what brings you here?”
“I need more space.”
“More space?”
“The league is twice as big. There just aren’t enough baseball diamonds to go around.”
“Have you thought about splitting it into two leagues of eight teams each?”
“Guy and I talked about that, but that still leaves us with a few problems. Bond Hill Elementary is the only school with two baseball diamonds. Where would the second league play?”
“They could play in Roselawn.”
Mr. Johnson stopped and thought about it for a moment.
“I could even help,” said Mr. Lattimer, “I live in Roselawn, you know.”
“Yeah, I know.”
Mr. Johnson motioned to Mr. St. Pierre.
“Guy, what do you think of splitting the league into two parts?”
“It’s a possibility.”
“Maybe we could arrange for a set-aside to construct new diamonds until we can get public funds,” offered Mr. Lattimer.
“Between the three of us, we know enough people to help build new diamonds.”
“You’ll need to get permission from council first.”
“Then we’ll start there,” said Mr. Johnson.
The two men took turns presenting their case for the new diamonds in Roselawn. When the vote was taken for the set-aside, it was a unanimous ‘yes’ vote.
In the week following the April Council meeting, all three men and several members of the now-defunct St. Pierre and Maddux canvassed both neighborhoods, looking for volunteers. It wasn’t long until they ran into yet another obstacle.
“You can’t build there,” said a man.
“Why not?”
“That’s a football field. You can’t play football on a baseball diamond.
“The Bengals will be doing it.”
The man scoffed, “that won’t last long. Everyone will end up sidelined by injuries.”
The man was talking about the impending changes coming to the Bengals (and for that matter, the Reds, too). The Bengals had spent their first few years playing at Nippert Stadium – which belonged to the University of Cincinnati and the Reds had been playing at Crosley Field.
As with all municipal governments, the City of Cincinnati was faced with a tight budget and when the Bengals needed a home, the City of Cincinnati responded with a multi-use stadium.
That was the trend across the country. Stadiums like Three Rivers, the Astrodome, Busch, and Atlanta-Fulton County were constructed to host both football and baseball games.
These stadiums, however, were nearly identical. They were donut shaped and although they were practical for baseball, football fans had to sit in mobile bleachers to be close to the action. Otherwise, they just sat in the stands, far, far away. Meanwhile, the NFL used artificial turf to remedy the problem of dirt on the football fields.
Unfortunately, the village of Roselawn wasn’t willing to compromise. Most of the football boosters were up in arms over the proposed construction.
“Robert? It’s Walt Latimer. We’ve received a call from Cincinnati. Someone’s filed an injunction in Muni Court.
“Do we know who filed it?”
“Roselawn Youth Football…and Tom Meyer’s new firm is handling the case.”
“You’ve got to be kidding. What should we do now?”
“We’ll have to discuss it at the next Council Meeting.”
“That’s not for another three weeks. Tom would love nothing more than breaking up the league.”
“I know, but our hands are tied.”
“Maybe not.”
Mr. Johnson made a set of rounds to Roselawn businesses, in search of unused property. It was no time at all until he found an undeveloped lot.
“You don’t have to do a thing,” he assured Mr. Weltner, the owner of a tool and die shop that had seen its best days during World War II. The lot behind the warehouse had been empty for two decades. It was overdue for some use.
There was a sprit de corps among the coaches and parents as they broke ground in the large, empty plot. There was also a major clean-up project, including the removal of metal wire, scraps, and iron filings.
The season didn’t begin until late May and all of the new diamonds were rough in shape. None had backstops and team benches were constructed from railroad ties and scrap wood. There were six diamonds in all. It must’ve been something to see.
With all the extra teams, there was also a new load of equipment to purchase. On a Saturday afternoon, Robert and Guy made the road trip to the sporting goods store and came home with a full load of bats and balls and catcher’s equipment, all stuffed into duffel bags.
“I can’t keep all this stuff at my house,” said Mr. Johnson.
“I can’t either. Maybe we should build an equipment shed.”
They checked with Mr. Weltner. He was happy to oblige the men and even included a supply of fresh lumber. When Walt Latimer visited the warehouse site, he wasn’t happy about it at all.
“Guys, you know you still need a building permit, even if it’s private property.”
“So, we’ll get one tomorrow.”
“As long as you do that, I guess it’ll be fine.”
However, neither of the men took the time to make the journey to downtown Cincy to get any of the necessary permits.
As Mr. Johnson’s Phillies faced off against Mr. St. Pierre’s Cardinals on a regular Thursday night game, they spent most of the game standing side-by-side behind home plate while their boys played ball. However, they were in for a surprise as a familiar voice interrupted them.
“Robert…Guy, how are you two doing?”
It was Tom Meyer.
“Hello, Tom.”
“I heard your little project was taking off. I just had to stop by and see for myself.”
“”Yeah, we’re managing just fine without you.”
“I see you’re making all kinds of changes. You’ve even got new diamonds and storage sheds.”
Mr. Johnson nodded.
“I wonder how city council feels about this.”
“Walt knows about this.”
“I don’t mean your little neighborhood group. I mean the City of Cincinnati.”
“Oh, come on, Tom, you’re being intractable and infantile.”
“There you go again.”
“What?”
“Whenever you’re on the defensive, you start using big words.”
Mr. Johnson glanced at Mr. St. Pierre. Guy just rolled his eyes. Both men folded their arms and returned their attention to the game and Mr. Meyer stormed off in a fit.
“What is wrong with him?” said Mr. Johnson.
“What isn’t?”
That night, both men received a call from Walt Lattimer. The next day, Mr. Johnson did as he had promised nearly a month earlier, making the rounds through downtown Cincinnati and collecting all the necessary paperwork. With all that complete, it was time to get back to baseball.
Since they had six diamonds all in one place, the Bond Hill League unofficially became the Roselawn League. It contracted from 17 to 16 teams just before the season got underway. The teams played every Saturday from May to August. The AL Division played in the mornings and the NL (which included the Phillies) played in the afternoons. Mr. Johnson, Mr. St. Pierre, and their two sons were there all day long. Sometimes their wives were there, too. Of course, that meant Erica (who was just 6) was there, too.
“Stay near, dear.”
“Okay, mother.”
Erica found other kids and they found a million ways to keep themselves occupied. They played tag and made yellow dandelion tattoos. Everything was fine until Erica ventured down the first base line. The batter hit a foul ball that skittered along the ground and popped up as soon as it hit a patch of grass. The ball pounded Erica in the chest and knocked the little girl to the ground.
All four games were suspended as the ambulance rumbled between diamonds and through the grounds.
“Guy,” said Robert, “We’ve got to go. Can you take care of Byron for us?”
“Don’t worry, I have it all under control.”
Mr. and Mrs. Johnson hopped into the ambulance and away they went. Mrs. Johnson plugged her fingers into her ears as the blurting sirens filled the air. It was overwhelming to her. She thought to herself that she should’ve been used to it by now.
Meanwhile, the paramedic calmly attended to Erica.
“How are you feeling?”
“I’m feeling a little wheezy.”
“She’s got Sickle Cell,” said Mrs. Johnson.
The paramedic rubbed the stethoscope on his pant leg and placed it on her chest. Her breathing was raspy, but not unusual.
“Everything sounds fine, but we’ll have the doctor take a look at you just to make sure.”
The ambulance rolled into the E.R. receiving bay and the paramedics wheeled the gurney past receiving and directly into a room where she was treated immediately.
“Good afternoon, Erica. How is the pain on a scale of 1 to 10?”
“Just a two or a three.”
“Strong constitution. Let me give you a complete check-up and we’ll go from there.”
After the check-up, the attending physician ordered a full set of chest X-rays. Meanwhile, Mrs. Johnson filled out the paperwork and waited with Mr. Johnson in the lobby.
 “I should’ve been more careful.”
“She came out just fine. It could’ve been much worse.”
“I know it could’ve been worse and it was all my fault.”
“It was nobody’s fault. Accidents happen.”
“I’m never letting her get that far away again.”
“You can’t keep her locked up inside the house all day. She’s going to get bumps and bruises. It’s human nature.”
Mrs. Johnson let go of a long, growling sigh. It penetrated the air. After that, Mr. Johnson remained quiet. Byron arrived with Andy and Mr. St. Pierre some time later. It wasn’t long after that when Erica was released.
“She’s just fine,” said the physician, “just get her a few days of normal bed rest and I’ll prescribe a run of penicillin and folic acid, just to be safe.”
“Thanks,” said Mr. Johnson.
“No problem at all.”
Within a couple of days, Erica was playing in the backyard with Byron. As the train whistles blew in the distance, it nudged Mrs. Johnson’s conscience.
“Erica! Byron! Get inside, the train’s coming!”
A collective groan came from her children, but that was always the only argument they’d put up. They came inside and waited it out. When they attempted to return, Mrs. Johnson stopped them cold.
“I don’t want Erica going outside with all that train soot lingering around.”
“Who’s going to feed the Jugs machine?”
“You’ll have to find something else. Besides, you shouldn’t be out there either.”
The children’s faces drew down in disappointment as they looked for an indoor activity to pass the time and Mrs. Johnson returned to her baking. However, it was only a short time until she changed her mind.
“Alright,” she said, “you can go outside and play, but no roughhousing and you take care of your sister, okay?”
Byron nodded and the kids immediately scrambled out to the far end of the backyard.
In Major League Baseball, there were a few unexpected surprises. Some were good and some were bad.
The majors added four new teams, all of them in somewhat unexpected places, including a Canadian team named the Montreal Expos.
The Kansas City Royals would replace the Kansas City Athletics, who moved to Oakland just two years before.
There were also two located on the west coast: the Seattle Pilots and San Diego Padres. Both cities were unlikely venues for baseball teams back then, although both had stable (if not always perfect) weather.
Seattle was an intriguing addition, mostly because Senator Symington from Missouri was up in arms because of the Athletics’ move west. For the first time since the 1880s, Kansas City was baseball-less. This was a city that had a history of fielding multiple teams at once, including the Kansas City Blues, Packers, Athletics, and the Kansas City Monarchs.
The Senator from Missouri pushed the Major League to return Kansas City to its former glory. He even threatened to introduce a bill in Congress overturning the League’s anti-trust exemption if no action was taken.
The Majors responded by adding Seattle. Although Seattle desperately wanted professional baseball, they didn’t have a proper stadium for the inclement coastal weather. Still, baseball was delivered to Seattle, and it only managed to last a single season. The Seattle Pilots were moved to Milwaukee.
Meanwhile, the anti-trust thing was bubbling to the surface in St. Louis. Centerfielder Curt Flood had been in negations with the owners, attempting to get an increase in salary, but the Cardinals organization wouldn’t budge. Instead, they traded him to the Philadelphia Phillies in early October.
While the Cardinals were making another World Series run, the Phillies were absolute cellar-dwellers, with one of the worst records in Major League Baseball, edging out newcomers Seattle, Montreal, and San Diego.
Flood refused to report to the Phillies, citing the lackluster surroundings in Philadelphia and racist Phillies’ fans. Instead, he penned a letter to baseball commissioner Bowie Kuhn and mailed it on Christmas Eve of that year. In the letter, he stated he wasn’t property for sale or trade and although negotiations with the Cardinals fell through, he should have the right to seek new contracts on his own, irrespective of the reserve clause, which said that teams had the sole rights to players.
Kuhn denied his request. In January, Flood filed a suit against Major League Basebaall. It snaked its way through the court system, arriving in Supreme Court in March. After two months of deliberation, the judges decided in favor of Major League Baseball. Later that year, the owners had agreed on the 10/5 rule, which allowed any player who had been in the Major Leagues for ten years (and an additional, but restrictive, “five years with their current team” requirement) would be able to override the reserve clause.
After it was said and done, Flood sat out for all of 1970. When he returned to the Cardinals in September of that year, they traded him to the Washington Senators, where he played a modest 13 games during the 1971 season.
In an interview with sportscaster Howard Cosell, Flood expressed the reasons behind his actions:
COSELL: “For a man who makes 90,000 a year, which isn’t exactly slave labor, what is your response to that?”
FLOOD: “A well-paid slave, nonetheless, is still a slave.”
Feeling the presence of pro-ownership sentiment, Flood detailed his argument in his book “The Way It Is”.
Although Flood lost his Supreme Court case, Baseball Players’ representative Marvin Miller continued to work on the reserve clause and baseball’s anti-trust violations. In 1974, Miller pressed Kuhn and the owners. This time, the reserve clause was overturned and finally, free agency became the new way it was.
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26 - June 1981


An ordinary day in June is an extraordinary day by any other standard. The sun is out and the days are bright. Even with the bright sun and clear skies that summer brings, mid-June is typically not a time one thinks about when it comes to baseball. For some of us, however, it’s possibly the most important of times.
In Mid-June of 1981, it was summer sesson at University of Cincinnati and I was alone in my dorm room studying for my Western Civilization final. The four-bedroom dorm was peaceful and quiet. That changed instantly when someone buzzed the room’s intercom. It was Byron.
“Jaaaaaaake! Jaaaake! We’re going out drinking tonight!”
“I’ve got a paper due tomorrow.”
“That can wait ‘til later! I’m finding Andy and Lee and we’re going out tonight!”
“Why?”
“I got picked up by the Philadelphia Phillies in the eighth round of the baseball draft.”
“You’ve got to be kidding. It’s June.”
“Yeah, there are two drafts: one in January and another in the middle of the year after school lets out.”
“Hmph, I guess that makes sense.”
“Then you’re in?”
“Of course I’m in.”
The mid-June baseball draft had existed for only a short part of baseball history when Byron was drafted. From 1921 to 1964, minor league teams were franchises unto themselves – managed by individual owners who played as traveling teams. When players signed binding contracts with teams, it left little or no room for negotiation. Simply put, players were owned. That even included players like Carl Yastrzemski, Joe DiMaggio, and good old Duke Snider.
Those players weren’t arbitrators and negotiators, though. They were just working class heroes – guys who weren’t about to make waves or betray hometown fans.
In 1965, however, things began to change. The Rule 4 Draft was initiated and the farming system began to fill out. Meanwhile, superstars like Mickey Mantle, Reggie Jackson, and Curt Flood began seeking their true worth through free agency and the players union. The minor leaguers, however, were still owned by a single team. That was good enough for Byron.
 “What’s the good news?” I asked expectantly.
“Wait until Lee and Fitzie get here.”
“They’re coming here?”
Byron nodded, “Lee should be here anytime now. Fitzie’s still on his way.”
The Fitzpatricks had taken an active role in Andy’s life since his days before military school and the changes were evident. They forced him to take a full-time job as soon as he finished military school and kicked him out of the house soon after high school graduation.
While the rest of us went to college, Andy went into the Army and was eventually stationed at Fort Campbell. Even though we were miles apart, we always found ways to keep in touch.
“Hello boys!” said Fitzie as we greeted him in the dorm lobby. He was well-dressed and clean cut. Both Byron and I had shaggy hair and shaggy clothes.
“Where’s Lee?” he asked.
“He’s on his way.”
“How is it that he lives in Mt. Adams and I came all the way from the Tennessee border and he’s still not here? Let’s hunt him down.”
We hopped into Fitzie’s car and traced our old familiar stomping grounds in Mt. Adams. Our first stop was the Heinz house.
“I’m sorry boys,” said Mrs. Heinz, “but he’s been gone all day.”
“Do you know where he could be?”
“I’m not sure, but he might be at the library.”
We started there, but that was a dead end. Then, we stopped by the hamburger place where we always hung out as kids. Unfortunately, the high school acquaintances that worked there didn’t have a clue where Lee was either.
We gave up and decided to head back to the Johnsons. Mrs. Johnson had fixed us meatloaf (it wasn’t what I’d call ‘celebration food’, but it was Byron’s favorite, so that’s what we ate).
“What do you want to do for your birthday?” I asked.
“Let’s hit the batting cage,” said Byron.
“But it’s raining out,” I said.
“It doesn’t matter. The cages are indoors.”
Here it was, the very day Byron got drafted into professional baseball and he wanted to go to the batting cages. We stopped by Lee’s house. This time, he was home, so he joined us. After a few hours at the cages, the four of us went to the drive-thru and picked up a case of beer. Then, we returned to Byron’s house.
“Why don’t we play Wiffle Ball?” said Lee.
Andy scoffed, “We’re a little old for that, don’t you think?”
Lee grabbed a bat and I joined him. Soon, Byron and Andy played, too.
We whooped and hollered as if we were half our age. Soon, Mr. Larinov’s screen door banged as he came out onto his back porch.
“What are you foolish kids doing disturbing my sleep?”
We all apologized to Mr. Larinov.
“Sorry, sorry, sorry; you kids are just a bunch of sorry machines. Well, I didn’t even put my nickel in, so please just be quiet already.”
“Yessir.”
After a good chuckle, we settled around the picnic bench and finished our beers.
“Hey,” said Fitzie as we walked out to his car, “do you think we can crash at your folks’ place?”
I nodded.
“Good, I haven’t had this much to drink in a long, long time.”
Fitzie spent the night on the living room couch, which was a small surprise to my mom, but she took it in stride and fixed pancakes as soon as we stirred to life.
When we finished breakfast, we headed over to Byron’s house. Mrs. Johnson greeted us at the door.
“Didn’t he tell you? His father took him to the bus station early this morning. He’s on his way to Reading, Pennsylvania.”
“Oh.”
“I’m sorry, guys. If I had known…”
As a rookie, Byron should’ve been traveling to the Philadelphia Phillies Rookie League affiliate in Helena, Montana, but the scouts had placed him in A ball – two full steps up the franchise ladder from the rookie level. Still, it was not much different for Byron than the handful of other trips he’d taken in his youth. The only difference now was the fact that he was one of the players.
“Hey mister! Hey mister!” came the shouts from the kids hanging over the top of the dugout.
Every time he entered and exited the dugout, a barrage of tiny grasping hands came his way. Each one held a pen or something to sign. Byron took the time to sign as many programs and scorecards as he could.
When children returned to their seats and tried to figure out whose signature was on the outside of their program, Byron’s name was nowhere to be found in the first few programs and he certainly wasn’t included in the team photo.
Still, he was a major part of the team.
“Byron Johnson, you bat and throw left, correct?” said the batting coach.
Byron nodded.
“And you’re a catcher…a left-handed catcher?”
“Yessir.”
Byron popped his right hand up and clapped the shiny black catcher’s mitt in front of him, as if it were a puppet. The batting coach looked at the mitt for a moment before turning his attention to Byron.
“Can you do me a favor and jump behind home plate for me?”
“Sure thing, coach.”
It was the same old song and dance as he went through the regular run of catching drills. Byron, of course, passed with flying colors.
With Byron’s draft into the Phillies organization, our focus turned back to Major League Baseball. That month was far from ordinary for baseball, too.
Byron had been picked in the same mid-summer draft as fastballer Roger Clemens. Clemens, however, refused his option and returned to the University of Texas for the next two years.
Two days later, Pete Rose got a base hit off of Nolan Ryan. That tied him with Stan Musial as the all-time leader in base hits.
Two days after that, pro baseball went on strike. After several months of heated negotiations, player representative Marvin Miller merely got up and walked out of the room. In the words of Miller, “We’ve accomplished nothing, the strike is on.”
That was all for the pros. The minor leaguers, however, kept their jobs.
It was just three more days until we saw Byron behind the plate. We decided we’d surprise him, but Spartanburg was a long haul from Cincinnati; easily a good six or seven-hour trip.
Still, Fitzie, Lee, and I took turns driving, which made the trip relatively quick. Duncan Park was smaller than our field at Mt. Adams. In fact, the bleachers weren’t much more than the ones at Kennedy Park. The outer wall was painted in whitewash, which was old and chipped. A small booth guarded the entrance. An old lady sat on a folding chair inside. There was no line for tickets and we had our choice of seats, so we sat in the first row right behind home plate.
The usher showed us the way and we stretched out in the front row, our feet propped on the fence rails connecting the backstop to the dugout.
When Spartanburg took the field, we waited for our favorite left-handed catcher to take the field. His bold white jersey had red pinstripes and the regular Phillies insignia, including the number 51 on the back.
“Byron! Byron!” we shouted. He stutter-stepped for a moment and continued on his way to home plate. He acknowledged us with a wave with his gloved hand and settled into position. The pitcher went through his round of warm-ups before the first batter advanced to the plate.
All in all, it was a relatively uneventful game, but Byron did manage to get a hit during his last at-bat.
He was the eighth to bat, which was usually reserved for the worst batter on the team. We thought that was strange. He was one of the best hitters we’d ever seen. He struck out once and grounded out once. His last at-bat came just after the seventh inning stretch. This time, he managed to hang on until the pitch was at a full count, three balls and two strikes. His bat nipped a pitch that was low and away. He pulled it the opposite direction, where it looped over the third baseman’s head. He ran to first base, stopping for an easy stand-up single.
“You got a hit!” I said after the game, “that must’ve been something.”
“It was something alright. I hardly saw any of the pitches and just couldn’t get the timing down. I got lucky is all I did.”
After a few weeks, he settled down and found his groove. The Phillies responded by moving him up to the AA team in Reading, PA.
We were all relieved about that at first, since Pennsylvania was right next door to Ohio. Then, we found out that the trip through all of Ohio and Pennsylvania was longer than a trip to the east coast.
Still, we made sure to take the time throughout that summer to visit Reading and points beyond.
It was great watching Byron. The road trips were unforgettable. Each of these teams and towns had their own distinct personality. There were strange mascots and even stranger promotions. Farmer’s Day was one such promotion.
Just before the game, a parade of cows walked from the bullpen to the center of the infield. Each cow had someone tending to her. Byron was one of sthe players given the privilege of representing Reading. The visiting team was from Vermont. That seemed to be a distinct disadvantage for Byron, especially since he’d never been on a farm, let alone this close to a farm animal.
He placed a small wooden stool beside his cow before taking his place on the seat.
We all knew what was to come next. Unfortunately, Byron had never worked the business end of a cow, so this was going to be entertaining, to say the least.
The referee rang a cowbell and the race began. Naturally, the Vermont players had an unfair advantage. Still, Byron tugged on his cow’s teats as best he could. By the end of the race, we figured Byron was done milking cows and the cow was done with him.
The baseball strike, which lasted two months, became a sideshow by the time it was all over.
Major League Baseball’s commissioner, Bowie Kuhn, led the owners in formulating a solution for a baseball season with a big hole in the middle. They voted on creating a two-season system, where the first-half champion of each division would face the second-half champion in a playoff. This meant that the first-half champion was given a spot regardless of their second half performance.
…And that wasn’t even the worst part. While the Dodgers won the NL West in the first-half, the Reds finished second. The Astros won the second half. Meanwhile, all of Cincinnati was up in arms because the Reds (who finished second again) had the best overall record in the NL West.
The best overall record in the NL East belonged to the St. Louis Cardinals, who also finished second during both halves.
Both the Reds and Cardinals received an E for effort. As the Dodgers and Yankees advanced to one of their epic World Series clashes, our collective gaze was fixed upon Byron Johnson.
“Son,” said the coach, “you’ve got the most advanced catching skills of any double A player I’ve ever seen. Any team would be lucky to have you on its roster. Unfortunately, we have another strong starting catcher – and he can hit the ball.”
Byron’s head slumped.
“You just have to keep your head up,” said the coach.
He pulled Byron’s chin up with a couple of guiding fingers. To Byron, those gnarled fingers smelled like baseball: dried chewing tobacco, tar and rosin, diamond dirt and dugout dust.
“I just can’t get the timing down.”
“We’ll work on that. We’ll also work on all your bad habits in the batting box. It’s too bad your dad didn’t work you to death on batting, too.”
Byron nodded.
“Now buck up, you’re in the line-up tomorrow.”
Since it was a Friday, the Johnsons and Jolleys had already planned a long weekend in eastern Pennsylvania. We packed up our Microbus and went on our way.
Mr. Johnson and my dad took turns driving. The two seat rows made for plenty of space between Mrs. Johnson, my mother, and me.
Even with a pit stop about halfway through the trip, the last two hours dragged on and on. It didn’t help that eastern Pennsylvania is all straight highways with tree-covered cliff walls on either side. It looked just like that in western Pennsylvania, too, which looked just like that in all of Ohio if you substituted long, flat farms in place of rolling hills.
For all practical purposes, Reading, Pennsylvania sits in the middle of nowhere, but it’s about an hour from Philadelphia, Easton, Bethlehem, and Allentown. Additionally, it’s about two hours from New York and four hours from Pittsburgh, which meant it was pretty close to everywhere at the start of the 20th Century.
As anyone who’s ever played Monopoly knows, the old town was home to Reading Railroad. Back in the early 1900s, the Reading moved coal between mines and steel mills, offering cities all along the Atlantic coast a chance to build upward when they could no longer build outward and even though Reading was the home to its namesake railroad, it took very few people to keep the Reading moving. That meant Reading was a big city draped in small town clothes. Small row houses and brownstones were built along a few major thoroughfares and that was it – everyone lived near the railroad and everything they needed was close by.
Byron always said that Reading, Pennsylvania was his most favorite place in the world – and mind you – this is from a guy who’s been around the world and seen just about everything it has to offer.
We sat in the same old place we’d always sat – right behind home plate. Byron was hitless in five at-bats, but the Phillies won 6-0 anyway. On top of that, Byron made a few spectacular plays, including one that turned a suicide squeeze into a double play.
I waited outside the stadium for Byron while our parents returned to a little bed and breakfast up on the hill.
“Want to grab a few beers?”
“Yeah,” he said, “that’d be great.”
We walked to a little tavern called “The Hole in the Wall” and it was just that, a tiny tavern that was just wide enough for two bars – one for the bartender to walk behind and another for the patrons to lean against on the opposite wall. The bar was poorly lit and nearly empty, so we bought a six-pack of beers and returned to the stadium where Byron’s car waited in the empty parking lot.
“I know a place,” said Byron.
We drove only a little way and Byron parked his car in an empty lot next to a paint store. Then, we hiked up a small grade to a  rail yard. He placed the six-pack atop a transformer and hopped on top. I followed suit.
“This is the perfect place to gather my thoughts,” he said.
“It is?”
“Yeah, I just lose myself inside the sound of steel-on-steel.”
I popped the bottle cap off my beer and flicked it towards the rail yard. It landed about 30 feet away with a clank. I took a long, slow swig of beer and let it melt in my mouth. I could barely hear a conversation at the other end of the rail yard. Then, it disappeared in a fog of non-train sounds: crickets and birds chirping and wheels buzzing over the interstate in the distance. Still, it completely soothed me.
“How do you like it here?”
“Reading is really good to me.”
“Do you ever get homesick?”
“Not really.”
  “I’d be homesick.”
“Aw, these guys are great,” said Byron, “It’s just like a second family.”
By all accounts, being on a sports team (any team) was like being in a family. You had leaders and followers, parents and children, sibling rivalries, and certain responsibilities. In the end, everyone towed their own weight, but they also rely on each other when the going gets tough. Still, even the father figures can turn out to be like ornery older brothers.
The Reading Phillies’ first-string catcher, Anthony Romero, was always a practical joker. When his birthday came around, everyone was sure to play some sort of trick on him. Unfortunately, Romero usually caught the joke before the joke caught him. This year, however, Byron took it upon himself to get the wily veteran.
He snuck into Romero’s catcher’s equipment and lined everything with black shoe polish. When Romero went to change into it, the polish would leave stains on his forehead and around his face.
As luck would have it, that was Byron’s night to catch. Still, Byron waited expectantly to catch Anthony.
“Hey coach,” asked Byron, “is there any chance you can put Romero in for me?”
“Not tonight, kid.”
“Aw, come on.”
“Alright, Johnson, you’re out and Romero’s in.”
As Anthony turned his helmet around, the shoe polish rubbed off on his hand. He rubbed his thumb against the liner. It was coal black with polish.
“Who did this?” asked Romero.
A few eyes pointed to Byron as everyone remained silent.
“You did this?”
Byron let out a sly little smile.
“You better watch who you’re messing with, kid. I’m an old pro at this, you don’t want to tango with me.”
“The good thing is, you can’t get me because I’m black.”
Indeed, one-ups-man-ship is a tricky dance in any clubhouse. Every single player gets hazed for a good part of his career. Saying you’re immune is an invitation to any and all takers, so they all accepted.
Just before a home game about a week later, Romero approached Byron.
”Hey, you gotta suit up for the game tonight.”
“But I’m not on the lineup card.”
“Last minute substitution. I’m a little under the weather.”
Byron hurried to his locker and jumped into his clothes. As he trotted up to the dugout, he passed the coach.
“What are you doing, Johnson?”
“Getting ready to play.”
“You’re not playing tonight.”
“Yeah, Anthony just told me he was sick.”
“What do you mean? I just saw him during warm-ups. He didn’t say anything to me.”
At that moment, Romero trotted up the dugout steps. He wore a smile as wide as Pennsylvania itself.
“What’s up, kid?”
“Aren’t you sick?”
Anthony shook his head.
“I’m perfectly fine,” he chuckled.
Byron glanced at Romero, then at the coach.
“Go on and change. You’re resting tonight.”
Byron walked back to his locker and proceeded to unsnap his gear. After he undid his uniform pants, he knew he’d been had.
Approximately one hour earlier, one of Byron’s teammates kept watch at the entrance door while Anthony and a few other players did the masterwork. Two guys turned his uniform pants inside-out and held them outstretched. Then, Anthony began coating them in white shoe polish. As the polish dried, it seeped into the thread pores, coating it in white. As the players let loose of the pants, they collapsed back into place. Byron would barely feel anything different as he stepped into his pants. However, as the fabric stretched, the white shoe polish would rub off on his legs, coating them in a sort of whitewash.
After the game, Byron did not say a thing to any of his teammates. Instead, he packed up and went home. He spent a week straight taking private showers, far away from the stadium and peering eyes. Still, he heard the snickering whenever he got ready for games. Finally, after about two weeks, he made his return to the showers. His teammates gave him a standing ovation and patted him on the back.
“It’s good to see you taking a shower,” said Anthony, “you’ve been stinking up the place the last week or so.”
The locker room filled with laughter. Byron rolled his eyes and went about his business.
“Welcome back,” said another.
Even with all the grief his teammates gave him, Byron always said that the Reading Phillies were his second family.
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